Dear Menfolk interested in my sister,
I am the kind of sibling that greets the men in my sister’s life, friends, potential boyfriends, acquaintances or otherwise with a shotgun and a warning. (It is perhaps a little obnoxious and overzealous to be writing this, but I don’t really care that much because she is my sister.) If you find her inspirational or whatever, that’s cool, but I swear to God if you hurt her or intentionally lead her on to see if she will react the way others have, use her life, your private relationship - whatever that may be, and/or her pain as a stepping stone to more fame, my family will be very upset. She is a human being, a great one at that, and she deserves to be respected, and unless she says it’s cool she better fucking not be another chapter in your book, because I would really hate to have to go Princess Bride on you. (Not to the death, to the pain.)
This is not to say that she can’t handle her own life and relationships or whatever or that she needs to be protected, she can handle things on her own and fight unaided by others, because she’s a fucking badass, all I’m saying is, that it would totally suck for you to piss off/hurt her because that pisses off and hurts me. Grace is pretty chill, but will draw blood if necessary and I am not pretty chill, tend to bottle my anger, love my sister a great deal, and will draw blood for the fun of smearing it on my face like war paint. So continue to be nice to her and treat her with respect or you will have to face both of us and maybe my husband who is well versed in hand-to-hand combat.
"Fat" and "skinny" are just words and they are irrelevant. You don’t see a flower and be like, "oh, this one has bigger petals, so I don’t like it as much". You think it’s pretty just because it is, and that’s how people should be, too.
Although I sometimes struggle living where I do, it is really good for me to be there, I am learning a lot about others, myself, what it means to be a good person, and a different culture. It’s hard sometimes, but I love the people I live with and feel lucky to be there with them.
For instance, I really want to shave the sides of my head right now and just wear my wig for job interviews and such, but I know it would disappoint my Mom and my Mother-in-law, so I haven’t done it yet. As much as I want to, I know it’s a bad idea and I actually care about how my family (new and old) thinks of me, so I am just going to try and settle down.
Gorgeous bowl haircuts!
I stopped crying, ate a pot-pie, cuddled my cat, put in Erin Brockovich, and feel slightly better.
Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.
Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.
Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.
Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.
Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.
we are the cutest scifi species
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
general banter is the best way to write dialogue
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain
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